11th June 2013: apple juice

4th June 2013: the futility of an arts degree demonstrated by a feminist

1st June 2013: River of Flowers

24th May 2013: Specsavers (I'm going back for a refund)

23rd May 2013: Religion in School

21st May 2013: Camberwell at War

20th May 2013: More of the Italian female

This one was a longer pose (I can't remember how long):



These ones were 7 minute poses:

18th May 2013: A Packet of Crisps

Here's the first version:

17th May 2013: female, Italian

16th May 2013: Beyoncé at the bus stop

15th May 2013: Paris For President

13th May 2013: Twelve Good Reasons Not To Be My Friend (a song and a comic)

Here's a version I recorded this morning:


Here's a version I recorded a year ago:


I sang this at an open mic night.

12th May 2013: scenes of domestic bliss, scene one

10th May 2013: what about a green wig?

9th May 2013: Bookmark

8th May 2013: I didn't draw on the wall

Is it an anomaly to know people who are always doing something?
Or am I the anomaly, because I stay in bed to avoid being subjected to the world powering ahead so vertiginously fast?
I get the same feeling as not having done my homework at school if I miss an exhibition.
No. I'd rather sit on my bed to avoid motion sickness. I am no proper city-dweller.

4th May 2013: Wabi Sabi

1st May 2013: I ran out of loo role so I used a notepad (2)

30th April 2013: I ran out of loo role so I used a notepad

29th April 2013: Absent gallery